Fluffy's Language of Flowers: ANGRY
I’m upset.
I don’t feel like doing a bit on flowers today!
Why do you even READ THIS? I wouldn’t!
Here: here’s some flowers that show off my feelings. Maybe then you’ll GET IT!!
Snapdragons.(“antirrhinum”).
They have ‘dragon’ in their name and they mean that you’re deceitful if you have one.
When they die they look like sad ghost skulls. I don’t care.
Dark/black Dahlias.(something, something “Asteraceae” whatever I don’t care…) mean the opposite of what regular dahlias mean.
They represent 'betrayal' cuz you’re BACKSTABBER!
When dahlias die they look really ugly and gross.
Lady Slippers.(“cypripedioideae”), or 'slipper orchids' are rare and so they mean sudden and unexpected things.
Like you.
When they die they’re gone forever.
Crab Blossoms.(“malus”) aren’t even crabs! They’re the flowers that bloom out of crab blossom trees.
They can mean nice things, sometimes, but they also mean 'ill will'.
When they die they barely look like a flower at all.
Flytraps.(“dionaea muscipula”) aren’t even flowers and you’re a jerk if you hurt them or don’t take care of them.
So, really, you’re a jerk if you get one at all because getting a flytrap is a sign that you’re being 'tricked' or 'deceived'.
Dead flytraps are really sad to look at cuz they turn completely black and shriveled.
Y’know, some people say that flowers and plants have inverted meanings then they originally had when they die.
That, in their death, the flowers mean different things.
The pretty things they said are gone but so to are the mean things they mean...
…except I DON’T feel that way!
