Monty, Bat of CULTURE

🎄🩸💕 It's December the FIFTH! 🦇🎅🧛

An incredible day if ever there was one deserves the most INCREDIBLE RETROSPECTIVE of the great Count's (bat) stellar wardrobe, designed in house for the most fanciful batflectionless photoshoots- FIRST  -

 

the Vile Victorian - Prim and posh, just like the real Victorians were! Overcoats and stripes are the only way to go!!! Only the finest actual leather and fabrics, hot glue gun for all parts NOT TOUCHING the membrane!!!

SECOND, the Gangter’s Paradise - Something very in style and relevant, with much nicer pinstripes and bowties (WHICH ARE BETTER THAN CROONERS! 😡) Make sure your dresser has exact measurements; fan out wool to match hair. 

 

NEXT, the Pirouette - PERFECT for when you’re hard at work and need some Tchaikovsky in your life! Make sure it’s real silk, preferably that which you’ve seen first hand and know how good the worms who make it taste!

 

NOW, the Clairvoyant - Never wear to an actual religious encounter, but magnificent for costly cosplaying and live action role play adventures with good natured friends. Robes MUST be flier-capable, and also the color of newly cooled blood - barely still red. 

 

the Christening - The FINEST costume if I do say so myself. Stylish, and utilizing bits and bops that cost nearly NOTHING to humans- like this collar meant for a little, feeblish dog, or this poinsettia- far more fabulous when attached to a bat of culture~

And of course, THE BEST OUTFIT of all…

 

…anything your master does NOT dress you in...

Happy Birthday, Monty Cristo!

And happy Krampus Night/Little Santa Claus Day!